Category: Columns

Locality – August / September 2017

Locality – August / September 2017

If you’re feeling a bit down and out, The Phoenix will be marking the fact that sometimes no-one told you ...

Politically Incoherent: What’s The Deal With Candyflipping?

Done in the appropriate fashion, a candyflip unlocks all the profound sensations associated with LSD, coupled with the fervour for ...

Planet Of Sound: Radio Birdman and the ANU Bar Finale

Despite the ‘controversy’ surrounding the line-up for the final ANU Bar show on Saturday June 17, I attended anyway and ...

My Boss The One-Eyed Penis

Have you ever dreamt of telling your boss exactly what you thought them, but have never had the opportunity (or ...
Punk & Disorderly – July / August 2017

Punk & Disorderly – July / August 2017

Hello punk brethren, did you all follow my gig guide to a T last month? Of course you did. Carb ...
Metalise – July / August 2017

Metalise – July / August 2017

Soundworks announced a couple of weeks back the extreme metal tour of the year under the moniker Campaign for Musical ...
Food Junky – July / August 2017

Food Junky – July / August 2017

Guys, how great are noodles? The run of sub-zero evenings we’ve had has made leaving the warmth of home daunting, ...
Dance The Drop – July / August 2017

Dance The Drop – July / August 2017

In a few weeks I’ll be heading to The State Theatre in Sydney to watch an orchestra perform a concert ...
Locality – July / August 2017

Locality – July / August 2017

I’m going to start with the event that you should probably already have tickets to if you’re interested in going ...
From The Bossman: 5-Point Plan For Approaching Famous People

From The Bossman: 5-Point Plan For Approaching Famous People

I won’t lie. Running a magazine is not without its trials, tribulations, 3am night sweats and heart confabulations. But it ...