Olympics, you piss me the fuck off. Everyone’s all ‘grace’ and ‘discipline’ and ‘the global community united’. No, fuck that. Human race fail. It’s a bunch of narrow-minded cunts wasting their time becoming brilliant at useless things so they can win bits of metal while companies make billions in advertising. Fuck you, Olympics. Fuck you, athletes. And fuck you, world, for cheering retards on. GO CHINA. Fuck Danny Boyle.