All my smoker friends, my dear stupid smoker friends, dear blind retarded backwards-ass fuckwit smoker friends. You’re fucking morons. It’s not wrong that you should have to stand away from people, buildings and drinking areas. It’s not wrong your habit is so expensive. It wouldn’t be wrong if the entire tobacco industry collapsed tomorrow due to a sudden acknowledgment by global governmental systems that tobacco is a horrid, harmful substance so pervasive and expensive to society that its current legal status is a joke. Don’t ever act like you have grounds for indignation; you don’t. Also parents should be penalised for having fatty fat fat kids. It’s child abuse.
To Tim Burton: the fuck, dude? THE FUCK.