To the ANU—WHAT THE FUCK?!?! You PISS ME OFF. The ANU School of Music is one of the finest musical learning institutions in Australia and well done – you’ve GUTTED it. OH BUT WAIT! WE’RE OFFERING CREDIT TO STUDENTS PARTICIPATING IN EXTRA-CURRICULAR MUSICAL ENDEAVOURS. Oh that’s great. Fucking perfect. I’ll just cover a Snickers bar in tin foil and record the noise it makes when I PUSH IT IN AND OUT OF MY DICK. Thanks for the CREATIVE LICENCE you fucking retards.