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Music To My Ears

Column: You Pissed Me Off | Date Published: Tuesday, 8 May 12 | Author: Some Pissed Off Person | 1 year ago

To the ANU—WHAT THE FUCK?!?! You PISS ME OFF. The ANU School of Music is one of the finest musical learning institutions in Australia and well done – you’ve GUTTED it. OH BUT WAIT! WE’RE OFFERING CREDIT TO STUDENTS PARTICIPATING IN EXTRA-CURRICULAR MUSICAL ENDEAVOURS. Oh that’s great. Fucking perfect. I’ll just cover a Snickers bar in tin foil and record the noise it makes when I PUSH IT IN AND OUT OF MY DICK. Thanks for the CREATIVE LICENCE you fucking retards.

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To the every person who’s participated in any kind of political polling in the past month, you go fuck yourself. What the FUCK is going on when a man with NO SOLUTIONS is predicted to succeed in becoming PM? FUCK Peter Slipper for being a shitheel, FUCK Julia Gillard for being a bland twat and FUCK everyone in the Labor party for being unable to come up with a viable alternative to the most narrow-minded, backwards-arse buttfuck of a human being ever to run for office! And you know what? Fuck the liberal media for being harsher on a Labor government than they ever would on a Liberal government. Pollers, politicians, commentators and every fucking family man who’s worried about his job, you all piss me off you fucking survivalist buttasses. And you know what? It’s SEXISM and you all fucking know it.

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