To the butt-fugly couple who thought it was hilarious to walk past their shitbox Volvo only to circle back to it, thus loosing me a much needed spot in the Mooseheads carpark tonight - You PISSED ME OFF! Not only was I half an hour late to the 18th birthday dinner of a very dear friend (due to looking for ANY available spot to park- civic you pissed me off as well), but you had the gall to laugh about it to one another as someone else me took my place. You know what I hope happened to you on the drive home? Nothing. I hope the two of you shitheads live a long, long life in the company of one another - that would be punishment enough.

to the poor excuse for a human being, who’s head is sooooo far up his arse he probably doesn’t even read bm - you fucken pissed me off, when, on a very busy road, you opened your fucking car door soooo far out that other drivers nearly swipe it off (now I fucken wish I did) and as I had to swerve, you got all abusive and verbal, not even owning up to your fault, you fucken pissed me off, you ugly human!’