‘Naff’ is a word so rarely justified. Few situations require the depths of blandness and lack of inspiration conveyed by this sentiment. Valentine’s Day sets out to change this alarming negligence of language.
It’s easy to say that any film based on interweaving storylines about love is taking something from the Working Title film Love Actually. It’s much easier to make the comparison however, when the film in question steals wholesale from it. The makers of Valentine’s Day even found a bunch of reasonable actors to assist with this larceny.
Note: real emotion and comedy – come out of realism. Everything in this film operates in some kind of cliché-ridden surreality. This is a place where eighteen year old teenagers are getting ready to have sex for the first time, as opposed to their friends who are waiting to ‘make it special’. Only the pope and Tony Abbott would call that realism in today’s society.
There’s even a moment where love-sick florist Ashton Kutcher convinces a grumpy airport attendant to let him through the boarding gates without a ticket, simply by saying if he doesn’t it will ruin the life of someone who is “like sunshine”. In our post-911 world, your average airport would eclipse that shit real damn quick.
If February 14 sees has you looking for saccharine sap over substance, this might be right up your alley. If you prefer a little less formula and a little more originality – this sort of thing has been done better many, many times.