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  |   Date Published: Tuesday, 15 June 10   |   Author: Justin Heazlewood   |   3 years, 10 months ago

BEER THEN WINE YOU’RE FEELNG FINE?

Beer then schnapps you'll feel like crap.

Beer then Sambuca you can't get damn crooker.

Beer then vodka call the squad car.

Beer then creme de cocoa you'll be supremely k.o'd.

Beer then vermouth - forsooth!

Beer then tequila - all killer no filler.

Beer then sherry street cred be wary.

Beer then bacardi equals end of the party.

Beer then midori who's the girl, what's the story?

Beer then bourbon you'll think you're Tyler Durden.

Beer then punch well there goes lunch.

Beer then cheese you won't want tea.

Beer then molasses you're having personal problems.

Beer then water you really oughta.

 

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