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  |   Date Published: Wednesday, 26 May 10   |   Author: Justin Heazlewood   |   3 years ago

THE ADVENTURES OF SPACE CAT!

 

Chapter One

Space Cat is launched into space, warp factor eight. The journey takes three years. Space cat sleeps most of the way.

 

Chapter Two

Space Cat lands on a foreign planet. The ship’s landing paws come down and gently knead the ground. The docking doors open. Space Cat can't decide whether to stay in or go out.

 

Chapter Three

During the surveillance mission Space Cat is alarmed to discover an alien species that resembles vacuum cleaners.

 

Chapter Four

Space Cat is brought to meet with the planet's leader, but his Cat customs bring confusion. He appears interested for a moment then wanders away for no reason.

 

Chapter Five

Space Cat returns to his ship to find biscuits and litter tray are at critical levels. Activates an emergency 'grey alert’.

 

Chapter Six

Space Cat is reminded of his Space Fleet oath not to interfere with other civilisations. The ship passes Canaryian 4, Goldfishilus and Lizardopia.

 

Chapter Seven

Space Cat is about to be killed by the great Doberman warlord. Phew, it's just a holodeck simulation.

 

Chapter Eight

Space Cat returns home to Catnip 5. He is honoured for his bravery at a ceremony. He is given a trophy made out of the back of a couch and presented with the keys to his new home, built out of old jumpers.

 

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