THE ADVENTURES OF SPACE CAT!
Space Cat is launched into space, warp factor eight. The journey takes three years. Space cat sleeps most of the way.
Space Cat lands on a foreign planet. The ship’s landing paws come down and gently knead the ground. The docking doors open. Space Cat can't decide whether to stay in or go out.
During the surveillance mission Space Cat is alarmed to discover an alien species that resembles vacuum cleaners.
Space Cat is brought to meet with the planet's leader, but his Cat customs bring confusion. He appears interested for a moment then wanders away for no reason.
Space Cat returns to his ship to find biscuits and litter tray are at critical levels. Activates an emergency 'grey alert’.
Space Cat is reminded of his Space Fleet oath not to interfere with other civilisations. The ship passes Canaryian 4, Goldfishilus and Lizardopia.
Space Cat is about to be killed by the great Doberman warlord. Phew, it's just a holodeck simulation.
Space Cat returns home to Catnip 5. He is honoured for his bravery at a ceremony. He is given a trophy made out of the back of a couch and presented with the keys to his new home, built out of old jumpers.