TANK is a series of six short plays about our relationship to water. Promising pirates, puppets, polar bears and Paris Hilton, TANK is presented by Canberra Youth Theatre and will debut at Floriade this year. 

TANK is the brain child of CYT artistic director Pip Buining, and written by Canberra local Hadley, and aims to present relevant and topical issues about water conservation in a fun, quirky fashion. Each of the plays has a distinct and separate story, but they all share characters and, of course, the common theme of water. 

Hadley talked to groups of 7-12 year olds to gain inspiration for the project. "The young people here do express concern about environmental issues," says Pip. "They are interested in having a voice and speaking up about things that concern them. We wanted to create a work that gave them a voice." So does that explain the mysterious references to Martians and meerkats on the TANK posters? "Their sense of theatricality is really present in the types of characters that turn up," Pip agrees.

The story centres around a 'Museum of Water', and a water historian who is the caretaker of the museum. The requisite bad guy is his arch-nemesis 'Gramps', and the six different stories unfold when Gramps' niece and her friend go to visit the museum. To understand how a crazy rat and a fork-on-a-stick weave their way into that theatrical back-drop, well, you'll have to go along and find out.

One of the most exciting things about TANK (besides pirates and crazy rats) is that it's actually staged inside a water tank (because when CYT do a theme, they really do a theme). An intimate portable theatre, the tank seats only six audience members at a time. Pip tells me, "Everyone in there gets direct address; everyone gets a story told to them." The proximity of the audience to the actors is an important element of the performance, and adds to TANK's unique charm.  Hadley agrees: "It's a really cosy space to be in - it's very warm."

The plays will be presented in a cyclical manner, and the small audience capacity means that patrons may have to line up several times if they want to see all six plays. Entertainment will be provided for those waiting in line, however, with a mini-ensemble of 10-13 year-old 'water historians' interacting with the crowd and performing street theatre. Of course, the performances will be free to the public, in line with CYT's policy of 'access and equity' to theatre.

"For some people it might be their first theatrical experience," says Pip. "We hope it will be the first of many".

TANK plays at Floriade, Commonwealth Park, at 10am, 11am and 12 noon on 13, 20, 26 and 27 September & at 2pm, 3pm and 4pm on 12 & 19 September.

What do you think art is?

Electronic experimentation? Micro-theatre? Live installation? Sixties gatherings? Zines?

Well, this is it. Or it's not. It's This Is Not Art, Newcastle's annual festival of the not-arts, on during the October long-weekend.

For ten years running, This Is Not Art (TINA) has defined the snot-nosed defiance that you can see in all great independent, emerging and experimental art - a crackling passion and chortling wit that the fringe-dwellers of Canberra trek up to Newcastle to enjoy on an annual basis. This year, festival-goers can enjoy a selection of short films about zombies, a DIY pinhole camera workshop, a Great Gatsby Ball, and several ventures by emerging Canberra and ex-Canberra arts makers.

One such venture is the Crack Theatre Festival. Along with Sound Summit (electro and hip-hop music), the National Young Writers Festival, Critical Animals (academes), and Electrofringe (electronic art), Crack is one of five separate festivals which enjoy the protective shade of the This Is Not Art umbrella.

Crack came about two or so years ago, after a National Young Writers Festival coordinator "decided to introduce a performance stream", says David Finnigan, co-curator of Crack 2009. The idea was to "shake up the structure", says Finnigan, of the NYWF. Crack did this by staging "interventions" - raids on events, with performers breaking into conferences and venues to striptease confreres or drink cups of wee.

"That was Crack," says Finnigan.

This year, the NYWF have handed over control of Crack, allowing it to emerge as a festival in its own right. Finnigan and co-curator Gillian Schwab have kept Crack's original aim of staging interventions into the highbrow, but have added further depth (and perhaps a little more gravitas) to the festival - there are workshops, forums and panels on theatre and performance arts, skits, guerilla performances, and several fully-staged performance pieces including a few showcase performances, including Canberran Cathy Petocz's installation The Booth, gypsy band Mr Fibby's Little Girl Lost In The Devil's Black Beard and Sydney group the DeConverters's Witness in the Wall.

Canberra audiences are familiar with Mr Fibby but may not have heard of the DeConverters, a Sydney-based ensemble that combines video and sound art with physical performance. Their latest work Witness in the Wall is an hour long "exploration of surveillance," explains Finnigan, a lush, cinematic playscape that delves into what happens when, as with Google Earth, everyone can be tracked.

Fifty artists will participate in around 45 events over the four days of the festival - no mean feat for an event with no funding apart from TINA's in-kind support.

"No artist is getting paid," says Finnigan. "No one is getting anything from it except what they put in."

What these artists put in seems to be quite a lot. One of the big events of Crack is Playground, a performance party curated by Mr Fibby frontman Hadley and Thomas Henning of Melbourne's The Black Lung Theatre. Playground has been imagined like "a 1960s gathering," a "chaos party" where every single one of the Crack participants will perform. Ex-Canberra muso and former BMA scribe Nick McCorriston is providing sound installation while the other performers - from ex-Canberra theatre company MOSAT to gender-dance-battle-collective SNAG to Finnigan himself will provide capsule performances.

"There'll be moments when everything focuses on one event, and then everything will explode out [...] it'll become looser and looser as the night goes on."

Crack encapsulates the multiplicity of art - an acceptance that art occurs on all levels, from emetic Judy Garland tributes to the "highbrow, poetic, post-dramatic" Revelation or Bust by Anna Barnes.

Tim Dwyer is another Canberra arts maker heading up to TINA who embraces this notion wholeheartedly. While finishing his honours year at the ANU School of Art Dwyer, who has exhibited work at M16 recently, stumbled across cult US public access telly show, Let's Paint TV - and its host John Kilduff.

If you haven't seen LPTV (And you can see clips on YouTube), the show revolves around a distinctly modern DIY aesthetic: when it comes to art - just like making over your house or backyard - "you can actually just do it." Kilduff's schtick is that he paints while doing all manner of other things - making lunch, on the telephone, running on a treadmill - he has "full body involvement" in painting.

"It doesn't carry all the hoity-toity pretentiousness of the art world," says Dwyer. "He engages with a lot of high-end theoretical stuff," but in the end, "the message is the medium."

"He's a motivational force."

Kilduff was so inspiring that Dwyer got in contact with him and invited him out to Australia, to participate in TINA and in a separate show at Canberra Contemporary Art Space later in October. Like Crack's Playground, Dwyer's TINA venture is visioned like a chaos party, a "weird synaesthesia happening" in a small performance space, over two days of the festival.

Kilduff will perform "almost side-by-side, at the same time" with a variety of Oz artists including Melbourne electronic artist Opticalize. There will be group painting sessions led by Kilduff, "almost like a gym class, motivating people into painting."

"We want an overwhelming sensory experience," says Dwyer.

That seems to be the name of the game at This Is Not Art - to overload your senses and your aesthetic, to push beyond the everyday conception of What Art Is. Mostly, what these Canberra artmakers show is that art is exactly what you make it.

This Is Not Art hits Newcastle on the October long weekend (1st to 5th, to be exact). For info about TINA head to www.thisisnotart.org.

For info about Crack Theatre Festival, head to www.cracktheatrefestival.com.

John Kilduff will also be in Canberra Wed 7 Oct @ CCAS Gorman House with a host of other local and interstate performers.

"My greatest dream - and actually, it happened - was sitting there with 500 non-indigenous people cacking themselves laughing, and they were laughing with us, not at us. It was just awesome, and we laughed together as Australians." Prolific writer, musician and film-maker Richard Frankland has just completed his latest feature-length film, the comedy road movie Stone Bros., and he is rapt with the response it received when it premiered at the Dungog Film Festival. 

A Gundidj man from Victoria, Frankland has worked hard over the years for the cause of indigenous Australians, artistically, professionally and politically. Frankland is enthusiastic about the film's potential to bring indigenous and non-indigenous Australians together. 

Stone Bros. features two young aboriginal lads, one on a spiritual journey to connect deeply with his culture, and his friend who just wants to party and have a laugh. They meet a host of other ridiculous characters along the way and hilarity ensues.  Nothing too serious, but a landmark in it's own way. "It's Australia's first indigenous full feature-length comedy, and really it's come about at a time when I think there's a lot of heavy films in Australia, whether indigenous or non-indigenous."

Frankland's script came about many years ago from jokes he used to tell about fictional characters. First and foremost, it's all about the laughs. "Make sure you go and have a good pee before you go into the cinema, because you'll wet yourself laughing. There's a message in the film if you want to take away a message but also, if you just want to go along and have a good laugh, you can do that as well." Frankland hopes the film will break down barriers between white and indigenous Australia, and further our sense of national pride.

"Laughter transcends any culture, laughter transcends any barrier, any type of discrimination, and it gives ownership. Another dream I have is that non-indigenous Australians are backpacking around the world, they see the film on and they say 'This is one of ours.' They claim us." 

As well as helping bring together white and black Australia, Frankland hopes the film will leave a lasting impression on young indigenous Australians. Fighting against an MA 15+ rating, that Frankland says is based on a scene being in the film that was never scripted or filmed, the director is keen to see the film accessible to as many young people as possible. "The benefit of this film is that it's an anti-drug film, it's a coming-of-age film, and it's important that young indigenous people see this film. It will give them an opportunity to choose culture and family over drugs and just having a good time." It should also give anybody who sees it an opportunity to laugh their head off, at the first ever feature-length indigenous comedy.

Stone Bros. screens at Arc Cinema at the National Film and Sound Archives on Saturday October 3 at 2pm.